Nose Pencil Sharpener
We could say that we’ve learned the hard way that you can’t sharpen a pencil by sticking it up your nose. (Kids, trust us, it just doesn’t work.)
So here’s the next best thing… a pencil sharpener shaped like a nose. Just stick your pencil up the right nostril and give it a few twists. You’ll get a nice, sharp pencil and a weird sense of satisfaction that we don’t quite understand.