Enema Jewelry
You know what I wish I had? A small butt with attached enema bag fashioned from metal. Something I could wear decoratively, like on my lapel you know?
I’m a fan of the unusual but, well, this is just too unusual. My 5 year old would probably appreciate a bronzed butt but the enema bag would be too difficult to explain. Of course, I guess I could use it as a motivational tool to get him to eat more fiber.