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Some inventors devote their lives to creating things that will help mankind. Others, use their God-given talents to create cool toys like the Zero Blaster. And though it may not save any lives, the Zero Blaster is a lot more fun to play with than a dialysis machine!

It’s a hi-tech, raygun-shaped device that shoots spectacular smoke rings. Actually, the inventor wants us to call them FOG RINGS, because there is no real smoke involved. Like fog, the rings are water-based and non-toxic.

Check out the diagram and you’ll see how much technical innovation went into this thing. The Zero Blaster creates the rings out of special Zero Fluid. You get a bottle with your Blaster that should give you more than 25,000 fog rings.

You begin by pulling the Fog Pump Lever (4 on the diagram). Next, set the speed of your smoke rings. Then, once the Fog Chamber collects enough fog, you pull the firing trigger and send the fog rings sailing through the air. They can travel as far as 14 feet and still retain their shape!

Whether at a party, the office, or the dorm room, the fun factor of this thing is off the charts!

Yes, it’s the fabulously stupid Potato Gun. And it really, really works. (we learned the hard way) You can get as many as 300 shots from one lowly potato.

It’s fun! It’s exciting!
It’s a waste of food!

What more could you want?

POTATO GUN $2.99

We could say that we’ve learned the hard way that you can’t sharpen a pencil by sticking it up your nose. (Kids, trust us, it just doesn’t work.)

So here’s the next best thing… a pencil sharpener shaped like a nose. Just stick your pencil up the right nostril and give it a few twists. You’ll get a nice, sharp pencil and a weird sense of satisfaction that we don’t quite understand.

For some of us, it would take a miracle to get us to save money. And perhaps that miracle has arrived with the Jesus Saves Bank.

Really, how could you NOT put a few coins in this beatific bank? Jesus said, “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God,” but he never said anything about people with pocket change.

Though it’s only made from hard rubber, your money is safe here. What thief would dare steal a bank shaped like a praying Jesus? More likely, he’ll drop in a few coins of his own, beg forgiveness, and be on his way.

Run for your life! Hide your children! Scream your bloody head off! This toy set is so stupid, it’s terrifying!!!

The Horrified B-Movie Victims Playset celebrates the bad acting we’ve come to expect in horror and monster movies.

Whether it’s Mothra swooping down over a huge city, or the Beast With Two Heads terrorizing a small town — the reactions of the hapless victims are always be the same –

A woman will always freeze in horror, clutching the sides of her head in panic. Some frightened guy will always try shooting the behemoth with a pistol. (it never works) Others will try in vain to run away. And of course, the dumb blonde will always stumble to the ground, showing just the right amount of cleavage.

Well, the B-Movies Victims Playset has all of this and more! Each set contains nine, colorful victims in various poses of terror. The figures measure between 2″ - 3″ tall and are made with great detail from durable vinyl. The packaging is so cool, you’ll be tempted not to open it.

This is the sort of product Stupid.com loves to sell… It’s just so… so PECULIAR, we had to offer it to you.

So buy a set today. But you better hurry…. there’s a giant spider creeping up behind you.