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Scientists have confirmed that the strange, silvery rock that tore a hole in the roof and landed on the bathroom of the Nageswaran family more than a week ago had been a meteorite.

Although about 50 extraterrestrial rocks crash on Earth regularly, it rarely strikes homes.

“The fact that something from outer space hit our house … it’s overwhelming,” Shankari Nageswaran said in an interview.

Shankari and her husband, Srinivasan Nageswaran, are from India and have been living in Freehold Township since 2003.

It was the night of Jan. 2, when Srinivasan went into his bathroom and saw the hole in the ceiling along with chunks of drywall and insulation scattered around the area.

After cleaning up the bathroom, Shankari had found a metallic sparkly rock about the size of a golf ball but heavier at 13 ounces.

Two geologists from Rutgers University and an independent metallurgist confirmed that the rock - tentatively called “Freehold Township” - was an iron meteorite.

“It could have done great damage and destruction,” Srinivasan Nageswaran marveled. “It could have hurt our people.”

Every meteorite serves as a “poor man’s space probe,” yielding information on how the solar system formed, said Tim McCoy, curator of the Smithsonian Institution’s meteorite collection.

“There’s been fewer than 5,000 meteorites found over the surface of the Earth in the recorded history of mankind,” McCoy added. “Every time we get a new one, it’s an important event.”

Meteorites that land on buildings are priced at thousands of dollars.

The Nageswarans have not yet decided what to do with it. “There are other dimensions to it than just the absolute ‘What is it worth?’” Shankari Nageswaran said.

A Taiwanese company has unveiled its collection of sleek video glasses that turn film viewing into a private affair, at the world’s biggest porn show on Wednesday.

The video glasses are a boon for porn lovers as they offer high level of privacy with complete viewing session in an inbuilt screen with audio through an ear piece.

AFP reports that the glasses were demonstrated at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo on Wednesday, shortly after their launch at the Consumer Electronics Show a short distance away in the Sands Exposition Center just a day earlier.

Victor Quitoriano of Body Care Resort coaxed said, “Our technology crosses over.”

“The videos we showed there weren’t porn, because we didn’t want to offend anybody. Here, it’s different. Imagine you can take your porn all over the place; in a plane or a train, but not in the car unless you are the passenger,” Quitoriano added.

The video glasses are sold by California-based Body Care comes at a suggested retail price of $349 dollars but were discounted for many porn lovers.

Money, as the Beatles once said, can’t buy you love. But according to a new survey, wealth can bring you hotter, nastier, make-you-scream sex.
It’s true! According to economics blogger Marginal Revolution, 70% of today’s multimillionaires said being wealthy gave them “better sex.” Not only that, but a majority also said wealth gave them “more adventurous and exotic” sex lives.

Gee, who would have thought that? Why do they think people work so hard to make money? So they can open Roth accounts?

The survey polled nearly 600 men and women with net worths of more than $30 million and a mean net worth of $89 million…

The survey’s most-surprising findings relate to the impact that money has on the sex lives of women…Among the respondents, nearly three-quarters of the women surveyed (about 150) said they’d had affairs, compared to about 50% of the men. While the male numbers are in keeping with findings for the broader American population, the figure for women is almost twice as high as the national average, according to sex researchers. (More than half of all the men and women surveyed had been divorced at least once.)

Fully 63% of rich men said wealth gave them “better sex,” which they defined as having more-frequent sex with more partners. That compares to 88% of women who said more money gave them better sex, which they defined as “higher quality” sex.

“This tells us that the women as a whole receive more sexual benefits from wealth than men,” says Ms. Grove.

As one commenter said, “Maybe it’s their sexual behavior which helped them achieve their multi millionaire status in the first place…”. Damn straight.

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place them in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 103 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Carefully shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.
2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.
3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.
4. Chocolate is satisfying even if it’s gone soft.
5. It’s easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!